Selmak continues on her trip around the world. Unfortunately she was a little too busy to write her postcards for her trip to the UK, but several Tok'Ra Operatives wrote a letter to the Council instead.

Selmak taking a nap.

 

From: Karina, Xyaka
To: Tok'ra High Council

You requested a report if Selmak ever appeared due to the chaos that often follows.

Selmak arrived in the small corner of the Tau'ri planet, more commonly referred to as England, Britain, Uk or that small island just Northwest of France.

On arrival to this lovely (cold, wet) island, Sel quickly found herself in our acquaintance. Deciding she wanted to experience the heights of British lifestyle, she quickly began searching for fun and outrageous things to do whilst Jake couldn't pester her.
She began by tucking in to a large bowl of Tok'ra treats and sampling several Tau'ri candies. Including one named "creme egg" which she found most enjoyable. It has been learnt from experience that one should never leave Selmak alone, however she managed to slip away from us. We found Selmak sampling several other Tau'ri items.
 

To our dismay, Selmak obviously couldn't hold her liquor and was found engaged in a lover's tryst with her new BoyToy - Sel was clearly living life to the full without Pookie's restrictions.

But it was nice to see that she was finally keeping her affection in the same species.

 

Sel enjoys a vacation fling.


We had to explain the telly to Selly
Having already learnt how to create HTML Selmak then went on to work out how a Television works.
 

We were horrified when she nearly Zatted the Telly during Wormhole X-Treme's special Jaffa episode.

It took us some time to explain that it was not Pookie that Selmak was seeing but a guy called Carmen who played both her and her Pookie on the cover show the Tau'ri use to stop the public finding out that the rumours of Roswell greys in the Nevada desert were true.

She was quite enthused with the actors that portrayed Jake/Selmak, George and Bra'tac, thinking them quite stellar and far better looking than their namesakes.

We believe the Council may wish to inform General Landry of the SGC that Selmak has decided to attend numerous Sci-Fi Conventions in order to meet those 'hotties'.

Perhaps he should order a security detail?


After she nearly Zatted the telly during Allegiance.

Selmak went crazy on EBay buying Wormhole X-treme DVDs.

Despite her state of glowyness, Sel's adventures (mixed in with high doses of alcohol and Tok'ra treats) soon left her sleepy, so she decided to rest before travelling on to one of the famed Tok'ra parties.

Yours Sincerely,

Ka & Xy

PS ~ Yes, in other words, we don't have the faintest idea where she is now.

PS #1 ~ Attached please find several receipts. We're requesting immediately reimbursement for Selmak's Ebay Purchases.

 

Sel's next vacation.